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Java sucks

“Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.”

--- Edsger Dijkstra

Java is write once, run away.

Java is the new COBOL.

Java is object oriented. So that make it suck automatically.

Stupid syntax

>Car car = new Car

public class HelloWorld {

    public static void main(String[] args) {
        // Prints "Hello, World" to the terminal window.
        System.out.println("Hello, World");
    }

}

I'm sure the "public class" and "public static void" aren't really necessary. That just makes the code more confusing

System.out.println? Jesus that's stupid

The stupid concepts of object programming language

>Every object inherits implicity from Object
>Object doesn't have a new method that can be used by any object

As we really care about... I don't really know what they care about, you can't change the object attributes from outside the class, so you have to create, for each object attribute, 2 methods, one to get the value of the attribute and other to set the value of the attribute. I don't know who the fuck thought this was an smart idea (But I don't really think changing an object's attribute is a good idea, unless it's something specific like a linked list and you need the len, in which case you can simply set the thing as public)

Virtual machine

Sooo. You have to run a virtual machine to run any program made in Java. Why?

The programmer was too lazy to port the software to other operating system. So what they did is the following:

Download the Java Development Kit
Download the Java Runtime Environment
Download an IDE (This is perfectly okay though)
Compile the program to the Java Virtual Machine shit
Run a virtual machine to run a Hello World program
Make everyone run a virtual machine to run that program.

Alternatives to Java

Anything! (Except C++ and JavaScript)

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