SELECT protocol,
  s.local_port,
  s.remote_port,
  s.remote_address,
  p.name,
  p.path,
  p.cmdline AS child_cmd,
  p.cwd,
  s.pid,
  p.parent AS parent_pid,
  pp.path AS parent_path,
  pp.cmdline AS parent_cmd,
  hash.sha256,
  CONCAT (
    MIN(s.remote_port, 32768),
    ",",
    protocol,
    ",",
    MIN(p.uid, 500),
    ",",
    p.name,
    ",",
    signature.identifier,
    ",",
    signature.authority
  ) AS exception_key
FROM process_open_sockets s
  LEFT JOIN processes p ON s.pid = p.pid
  LEFT JOIN processes pp ON pp.pid = p.parent
  LEFT JOIN hash ON p.path = hash.path
  LEFT JOIN signature ON p.path = signature.path
WHERE protocol > 0
  AND s.remote_port > 0
  AND s.remote_address NOT IN ("127.0.0.1", "::ffff:127.0.0.1", "::1")
  AND s.remote_address NOT LIKE "fe80:%"
  AND s.remote_address NOT LIKE "127.%"
  AND s.remote_address NOT LIKE "192.168.%"
  AND s.remote_address NOT LIKE "172.1%"
  AND s.remote_address NOT LIKE "172.2%"
  AND s.remote_address NOT LIKE "172.30.%"
  AND s.remote_address NOT LIKE "172.31.%"
  AND s.remote_address NOT LIKE "::ffff:172.%"
  AND s.remote_address NOT LIKE "10.%"
  AND s.remote_address NOT LIKE "::ffff:10.%"
  AND s.remote_address NOT LIKE "fc00:%"
  AND s.state != "LISTEN" -- Ignore most common application paths
  AND p.path NOT LIKE "/Applications/%.app/Contents/%"
  AND p.path NOT LIKE "/Library/Apple/System/Library/%"
  AND p.path NOT LIKE "/Library/Application Support/%/Contents/%"
  AND p.path NOT LIKE "/System/Applications/%"
  AND p.path NOT LIKE "/System/Library/%"
  AND p.path NOT LIKE "/Users/%/Library/%.app/Contents/MacOS/%"
  AND p.path NOT LIKE "/System/%"
  AND p.path NOT LIKE "/opt/homebrew/Cellar/%/bin/%"
  AND p.path NOT LIKE "/usr/libexec/%"
  AND p.path NOT LIKE "/usr/sbin/%"
  AND p.path NOT LIKE "/private/var/folders/%/go-build%/%"
  AND NOT (
    remote_port = 53
    AND protocol IN (6, 17)
    AND p.name IN (
      "1password",
      "Acrobat Update Helper",
      "chainctl",
      "cloud_sql_proxy",
      "Code Helper",
      "com.apple.MobileSoftwareUpdate.UpdateBrainService",
      "cosign",
      "crc",
      "curl",
      "dig",
      "Evernote Helper",
      "figma_agent",
      "gh",
      "git-remote-http",
      "gitsign",
      "go",
      "grafana-server",
      "grype",
      "host",
      "htop",
      "istioctl",
      "k6",
      "k9s",
      "ko",
      "launcher",
      "ngrok",
      "nix",
      "node",
      "obs",
      "obs-browser-page",
      "obs-ffmpeg-mux",
      "obsidian",
      "opera",
      "ping",
      "Python",
      "python3.10",
      "Reflect",
      "Reflect Helper",
      "ruby",
      "sample",
      "ssh",
      "steam_osx",
      "syncthing",
      "tailscaled",
      "terraform",
      "tkn",
      "traceroute",
      "vcluster",
      "wget",
      "whois",
      "zoom"
    )
  )
  AND NOT exception_key IN (
    "22,6,500,Cyberduck,ch.sudo.cyberduck,Developer ID Application: David Kocher (G69SCX94XU)",
    "22,6,500,ssh,,",
    "22,6,500,ssh,com.apple.openssh,Software Signing",
    "22,6,500,ssh,ssh,",
    "22,6,500,ssh,ssh-55554944fbf65684ab9b37c2bad3a27ef78b23f4,",
    "30004,6,500,java,net.java.openjdk.java,Developer ID Application: Microsoft Corporation (UBF8T346G9)",
    "30011,6,500,java,net.java.openjdk.java,Developer ID Application: Microsoft Corporation (UBF8T346G9)",
    "32768,6,500,java,net.java.openjdk.java,Developer ID Application: Oracle America, Inc. (VB5E2TV963)",
    "3307,6,500,cloud_sql_proxy,a.out,",
    "43,6,500,DropboxMacUpdate,com.dropbox.DropboxMacUpdate,Developer ID Application: Dropbox, Inc. (G7HH3F8CAK)",
    "443,17,500,Code Helper,com.microsoft.VSCode.helper,Developer ID Application: Microsoft Corporation (UBF8T346G9)",
    "443,17,500,Evernote Helper,com.evernote.Evernote.helper,Apple Mac OS Application Signing",
    "443,17,500,Reflect Helper,app.reflect.ReflectDesktop,Developer ID Application: Reflect App, LLC (789ULN5MZB)",
    "443,17,500,Slack Helper,,",
    "443,6,0,com.apple.MobileSoftwareUpdate.UpdateBrainService,com.apple.MobileSoftwareUpdate.UpdateBrainService,Software Signing",
    "443,6,0,Install,com.adobe.Install,Developer ID Application: Adobe Inc. (JQ525L2MZD)",
    "443,6,0,launcher,launcher,Developer ID Application: Kolide Inc (YZ3EM74M78)",
    "443,6,0,nessusd,nessusd,Developer ID Application: Tenable, Inc. (4B8J598M7U)",
    "443,6,0,nix,nix,",
    "443,6,0,OneDrivePkgTelemetry,com.microsoft.OneDrivePkgTelemetry,Developer ID Application: Microsoft Corporation (UBF8T346G9)",
    "443,6,0,Setup,com.adobe.acc.Setup,Developer ID Application: Adobe Inc. (JQ525L2MZD)",
    "443,6,500,,,",
    "443,6,500,Acrobat Update Helper,com.adobe.ARMDCHelper,Developer ID Application: Adobe Inc. (JQ525L2MZD)",
    "443,6,500,bash,bash,",
    "443,6,500,chainctl,,",
    "443,6,500,chainctl,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,chainctl_Darwin_arm64,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,civo,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,cloud_sql_proxy,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,Code Helper,com.microsoft.VSCode.helper,Developer ID Application: Microsoft Corporation (UBF8T346G9)",
    "443,6,500,Code Helper (Renderer),com.github.Electron.helper,Developer ID Application: Microsoft Corporation (UBF8T346G9)",
    "443,6,500,cosign,,",
    "443,6,500,cosign,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,crane,,",
    "443,6,500,crane,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,ctclient,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,curl,com.apple.curl,Software Signing",
    "443,6,500,docker-credential-gcr,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,Electron,com.microsoft.VSCode,Developer ID Application: Microsoft Corporation (UBF8T346G9)",
    "443,6,500,emacs-28.2,emacs-28.2,",
    "443,6,500,Evernote Helper,com.evernote.Evernote.helper,Apple Mac OS Application Signing",
    "443,6,500,figma_agent,com.figma.agent,Developer ID Application: Figma, Inc. (T8RA8NE3B7)",
    "443,6,500,gh,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,gh,gh,",
    "443,6,500,git,com.apple.git,Software Signing",
    "443,6,500,git,git,",
    "443,6,500,git-remote-http,com.apple.git-remote-http,Software Signing",
    "443,6,500,git-remote-http,git-remote-http-5555494493930c47f9d9385e94cdee8b19968153,",
    "443,6,500,git-remote-http,git-remote-http-55554944ce011d0e889a3cf58e5ac97ac15728f3,",
    "443,6,500,git-remote-http,git-remote-http-55554944e5dca79a2b44332e941af547708b0c68,",
    "443,6,500,gitsign,,",
    "443,6,500,gitsign,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,gitsign,gitsign,",
    "443,6,500,go,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,go,org.golang.go,Developer ID Application: Google LLC (EQHXZ8M8AV)",
    "443,6,500,helm,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,istioctl,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,java,net.java.openjdk.java,Developer ID Application: Microsoft Corporation (UBF8T346G9)",
    "443,6,500,java,net.java.openjdk.java,Developer ID Application: Oracle America, Inc. (VB5E2TV963)",
    "443,6,500,ko,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,ksfetch,ksfetch,Developer ID Application: Google LLC (EQHXZ8M8AV)",
    "443,6,500,kubectl,,",
    "443,6,500,kubectl,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,limactl,,",
    "443,6,500,main,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,melange,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,minikube,,",
    "443,6,500,ngrok,darwin_amd64,Developer ID Application: ngrok LLC (TEX8MHRDQ9)",
    "443,6,500,nix,nix,",
    "443,6,500,node,node,Developer ID Application: Node.js Foundation (HX7739G8FX)",
    "443,6,500,OneDriveStandaloneUpdater,com.microsoft.OneDriveStandaloneUpdater,Developer ID Application: Microsoft Corporation (UBF8T346G9)",
    "443,6,500,prober,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,pulumi-resource-gcp,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,pulumi-resource-github,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,python2.7,python2.7,",
    "443,6,500,python3.10,python3.10,",
    "443,6,500,Python,com.apple.python3,Software Signing",
    "443,6,500,Python,org.python.python,",
    "443,6,500,Python,Python,",
    "443,6,500,Reflect,app.reflect.ReflectDesktop,Developer ID Application: Reflect App, LLC (789ULN5MZB)",
    "443,6,500,Reflect Helper,app.reflect.ReflectDesktop,Developer ID Application: Reflect App, LLC (789ULN5MZB)",
    "443,6,500,sample,com.apple.dt.SamplingTools.sample,Software Signing",
    "443,6,500,scorecard-darwin-amd64,,",
    "443,6,500,Slack Helper,,",
    "443,6,500,Slack Helper,com.tinyspeck.slackmacgap.helper,Apple Mac OS Application Signing",
    "443,6,500,steam_osx,com.valvesoftware.steam,Developer ID Application: Valve Corporation (MXGJJ98X76)",
    "443,6,500,step,step,",
    "443,6,500,syft,syft,Developer ID Application: ANCHORE, INC. (9MJHKYX5AT)",
    "443,6,500,terraform-ls,terraform-ls,Developer ID Application: Hashicorp, Inc. (D38WU7D763)",
    "443,6,500,terraform,terraform,Developer ID Application: Hashicorp, Inc. (D38WU7D763)",
    "443,6,500,vegeta,a.out,",
    "443,6,500,vim,vim,",
    "443,6,500,zoom.us,us.zoom.xos,Developer ID Application: Zoom Video Communications, Inc. (BJ4HAAB9B3)",
    "443,6,500,zsh,com.apple.zsh,Software Signing",
    "53,17,500,docker-credential-gcr,a.out,",
    "6000,6,500,ssh,,",
    "6000,6,500,ssh,com.apple.openssh,Software Signing",
    "6000,6,500,ssh,ssh-55554944fbf65684ab9b37c2bad3a27ef78b23f4,",
    "80,6,0,com.apple.MobileSoftwareUpdate.UpdateBrainService,com.apple.MobileSoftwareUpdate.UpdateBrainService,Software Signing",
    "80,6,500,curl,com.apple.curl,Software Signing",
    "80,6,500,ksfetch,ksfetch,Developer ID Application: Google LLC (EQHXZ8M8AV)",
    "80,6,500,steam_osx,com.valvesoftware.steam,Developer ID Application: Valve Corporation (MXGJJ98X76)",
    "80,6,500,webhook.test,a.out,"
  ) -- nix-shell infects children with open connections
  AND NOT (
    parent_cmd LIKE "%/tmp/nix-shell%"
    AND remote_port = 443
    AND protocol = 6
  ) -- These programs would normally never make an outgoing connection, but thanks to Nix, it can happen.
  AND NOT (
    (
      remote_address LIKE "151.101.%"
      OR remote_address LIKE "140.82.%"
    )
    AND remote_port = 443
    AND protocol = 6
    AND parent_path LIKE "/nix/%/bash"
  ) -- More complicated patterns go here
  AND NOT (
    p.name = "syncthing"
    AND (
      remote_port IN (53, 80, 88, 110, 443, 587, 993)
      OR remote_port > 1024
    )
  )
  AND NOT (
    p.name IN (
      "Google Chrome Helper",
      "Brave Browser Helper",
      "Chromium Helper",
      "Opera Helper"
    )
    AND remote_port IN (
      53,
      443,
      80,
      8009,
      8080,
      8888,
      8443,
      5228,
      32211,
      53,
      10001,
      3478,
      19305,
      19306,
      5004,
      9000,
      19307,
      19308,
      19309
    )
  )
  AND NOT (
    p.name IN ("Mail", "thunderbird", "Spark", "Notes")
    AND remote_port IN (53, 143, 443, 587, 465, 585, 993)
  )
  AND NOT (
    parent_path = "/Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/launcher"
    AND remote_port > 30000
  )
  AND NOT (
    p.name IN ("Spotify Helper", "Spotify")
    AND remote_port IN (53, 443, 8009, 4070, 32211)
  )
  AND NOT (
    remote_port IN (53, 443)
    AND p.name LIKE "terraform-provider-%"
  )
  AND NOT (
    remote_port IN (53, 443)
    AND p.name LIKE "kubectl.%"
  )
  AND NOT (
    p.cmdline LIKE "%google-cloud-sdk/lib/gcloud.py%"
    AND remote_port IN (80, 443, 53)
  ) -- Slack update?
  AND NOT (
    p.path = ""
    AND pp.cmdline LIKE "%/Slack"
  ) -- Process name is sometimes empty here?
  AND NOT (
    p.cmdline = "/Applications/Craft.app/Contents/MacOS/Craft"
    AND remote_port = 443
    AND protocol = 6
  )
  AND NOT (
    remote_port IN (53, 443)
    AND p.path LIKE "/private/var/folders/%/T/GoLand/%"
  )
GROUP BY s.pid