SELECT p.name,
    TRIM(SUBSTR(SPLIT(p.name, ":./ ", 0), 0, 15)) AS short_name,
    TRIM(SUBSTR(SPLIT(f.filename, ":./ ", 0), 0, 15)) AS short_filename,
    f.filename,
    p.path,
    p.cwd,
    p.cmdline AS cmd,
    pp.path AS parent_path,
    pp.name AS parent_name,
    pp.cmdline AS parent_cmd,
    pp.cwd AS parent_cwd,
    pp.euid AS parent_euid,
    hash.sha256 AS child_sha256,
    phash.sha256 AS parent_sha256,
    CONCAT(
        'name=',
        TRIM(SUBSTR(SPLIT(p.name, ":./ ", 0), 0, 15)),
        ',file=',
        TRIM(SUBSTR(SPLIT(f.filename, ":./ ", 0), 0, 15)),
        ',',
        MIN(p.uid, 500)
    ) AS exception_key
FROM processes p
    LEFT JOIN file f ON p.path = f.path
    LEFT JOIN processes pp ON p.parent = pp.pid
    LEFT JOIN hash ON p.path = hash.path
    LEFT JOIN hash AS phash ON pp.path = phash.path
WHERE short_filename != short_name
    AND NOT cmd LIKE "/nix/store/%/bin/bash%" -- Serial masqueraders
    AND NOT short_filename IN (
        'bash',
        'ruby',
        'python',
        'python3'
    )
    AND exception_key NOT IN (
        'name=(sd-pam),file=systemd,500',
        'name=(sd-pam),file=systemd,127',
        'name=chrome-gnome-s,file=python3,500',
        'name=code-oss,file=electron,500',
        'name=firefox-wrappe,file=firefox,500',
        'name=blueman-tray,file=python3,500',
        'name=firewalld,file=python3,0',
        'name=gjs,file=gjs-console,500',
        'name=gnome-tweak-to,file=python3,500',
        'name=gsettings-hel,file=gsettings-help,500',
        'name=Isolated,file=firefox,500',
        'name=sd_espeak-ng-m,file=sd_espeak-ng,500',
        'name=mysqld,file=mariadbd,500',
        'name=networkd-dispa,file=python3,0',
        'name=MainThread,file=plugin-contain,500',
        'name=nix-daemon,file=nix,0',
        'name=npm,file=node,500',
        'name=slic3r_main,file=prusa-slicer,500',
        'name=osqueryi,file=osqueryd,500',
        'name=blueman-applet,file=python3,500',
        'name=phpstorm,file=dash,500',
        'name=Privileged,file=firefox,500',
        'name=RDD,file=firefox,500',
        'name=sh,file=dash,0',
        'name=zoom,file=ZoomLauncher,500',
        'name=sh,file=dash,500',
        'name=Socket,file=firefox,500',
        'name=streamdeck,file=python3,500',
        'name=systemd-udevd,file=udevadm,0',
        'name=terminator,file=python3,500',
        'name=unattended-upg,file=python3,0',
        'name=Utility,file=firefox,500',
        'name=zfs-auto-snaps,file=ruby,0',
        'name=Web,file=firefox,500',
        'name=WebExtensions,file=firefox,500',
        'name=X,file=Xorg,0'
    )
GROUP by short_name,
    short_filename