diff --git a/process/touched-executable-linux.sql b/process/touched-executable-linux.sql
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+-- Programs which were spawned by an executable containing a matching ctime & mtime, which
+-- on Linux only generally occurs occurs if you run "touch <bin>"
+
+-- NOTE: This is not suitable as a detection method on macOS, where this condition is extremely common
+SELECT p.pid,
+  p.path,
+  p.name,
+  p.cmdline,
+  p.cwd,
+  p.euid,
+  p.parent,
+  f.ctime,
+  f.btime,
+  f.mtime,
+  p.start_time,
+  pp.path AS parent_path,
+  pp.cmdline AS parent_cmd,
+  pp.cwd AS parent_cwd,
+  hash.sha256 AS sha256
+FROM processes p
+  LEFT JOIN file f ON p.path = f.path
+  LEFT JOIN processes pp ON p.parent = pp.pid
+  LEFT JOIN hash ON p.path = hash.path
+WHERE f.ctime = f.mtime
+AND f.path NOT LIKE "/usr/local/kolide-k2/bin/%-updates/%"
+AND f.path NOT LIKE "/snap/%"
+GROUP by p.pid
diff --git a/process/touched-executable-macos.sql b/process/touched-executable-macos.sql
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+-- Programs which appear to have been touched on macOS
+SELECT p.path,
+  p.name,
+  p.cmdline,
+  p.euid,
+  DATETIME(f.ctime, "unixepoch") AS changed,
+  DATETIME(f.btime, "unixepoch") AS birthed,
+  DATETIME(f.mtime, "unixepoch") AS modified,
+  DATETIME(f.atime, "unixepoch") AS accessed,
+  (f.btime - f.ctime) / 86400 AS btime_ctime_days_diff,
+  pp.path AS parent_path,
+  pp.cmdline AS parent_cmd,
+  pp.cwd AS parent_cwd,
+  hash.sha256 AS sha256,
+  signature.identifier,
+  signature.authority
+FROM processes p
+  LEFT JOIN file f ON p.path = f.path
+  LEFT JOIN processes pp ON p.parent = pp.pid
+  LEFT JOIN hash ON p.path = hash.path
+  LEFT JOIN signature ON p.path = signature.path
+WHERE f.btime == f.mtime
+  AND (
+    -- The program was touched to look newer
+    btime_ctime_days_diff > 0 -- The program was touched to look older
+    OR btime_ctime_days_diff < -90
+  )
+  AND NOT signature.authority IN (
+    "Developer ID Application: Logitech Inc. (QED4VVPZWA)",
+    "Developer ID Application: Bryan Jones (49EYHPJ4Q3)",
+    "Developer ID Application: RescueTime, Inc (FSY4RB8H39)",
+    "Developer ID Application: Michael Jones (YD6LEYT6WZ)",
+    "Developer ID Application: General Arcade (Pte. Ltd.) (S8JLSG5ES7)",
+    "Developer ID Application: Corsair Memory, Inc. (Y93VXCB8Q5)",
+    "Developer ID Application: Emmanouil Konstantinidis (3YP8SXP3BF)",
+    "Developer ID Application: Brother Industries, LTD. (5HCL85FLGW)",
+    "Apple Mac OS Application Signing"
+  )
+  AND NOT (
+    btime_ctime_days_diff < -90
+    AND p.euid > 500
+    AND (
+      p.path IN (
+        "/Applications/Divvy.app/Contents/MacOS/Divvy",
+        "/Applications/Sourcetree.app/Contents/MacOS/Sourcetree",
+        "/Library/CoreMediaIO/Plug-Ins/DAL/LogiCapture.plugin/Contents/MacOS/Assistant",
+        "/Applications/Canon Utilities/IJ Scan Utility/Canon IJ Scan Utility Lite.app/Contents/Library/LoginItems/CIJSULAgent.app/Contents/MacOS/CIJSULAgent",
+        "/Applications/Canon Utilities/Inkjet Extended Survey Program/Inkjet Extended Survey Program.app/Contents/MacOS/ESPController.app/Contents/Library/LoginItems/CanonIJExtendedSurveyLaunchAgent.app/Contents/MacOS/CanonIJExtendedSurveyLaunchAgent"
+      )
+      OR p.path LIKE "/Users/%/Library/Application Support/com.elgato.StreamDeck/Plugins/%"
+      OR p.path LIKE "/opt/homebrew/Cellar/bash/%/bin/bash"
+    )
+  )
+GROUP by p.pid
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