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# Java sucks
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>“Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.”
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--- Edsger Dijkstra
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**Java is write once, run away.**
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Java is the new COBOL.
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Java is object oriented. So that make it suck automatically.
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## Bloated syntax
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~~~
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public class HelloWorld {
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public static void main(String[] args) {
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// Prints "Hello, World" to the terminal window.
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System.out.println("Hello, World");
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}
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}
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~~~
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I'm sure the "public class" and "public static void" aren't really necessary. That just makes the code more confusing
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```System.out.println```? Jesus that's stupid
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## Virtual machine
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Sooo. You have to run a virtual machine to run any program made in Java. Why?
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The programmer was too lazy to port the software to other operating system. So what they did is the following:
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1. Download the Java Development Kit
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2. Download the Java Runtime Environment
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3. Download an IDE (This is perfectly okay though)
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4. Compile the program to the Java Virtual Machine shit
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5. Run a virtual machine to run a Hello World program
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6. Make everyone run a virtual machine to run that program.
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## Alternatives to Java
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* C
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* Perl (Perl DON'T HAVE TO be Object Oriented. Actually perl is anything you want)
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* Any Lisp programming language
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* Anything that isn't Object-Oriented
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* Jumping onto the eye of the hurricane
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# ABOLISH THE CLASS SYSTEM
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