# free(malloc(sizeof("C is a great programming language"))); C is a great progr.... segmentation fault Who wrote the functions? I mean: fprintf, sscanf, isalnum... Lack of lambdas The preprocessor Thank you for making me understand why I got a segfault![^1] # But remember ~~~ When I find my code in tons of trouble Friends and colleagues come to me Speaking words of wisdom Write in C As the deadline fast approaches And bugs are all I can see Somewhere someone whispers Write in C Write in C Write in C Write in C Write in C LISP is dead and buried Write in C I used to write a lot of FORTRAN For science it worked flawlessly Try using it for graphics Write in C If you just spent nearly 30 hours Debugging some assembly Soon you'll be glad to Write in C Write in C Write in C Write in C, yeah Write in C Only wimps use BASIC Write in C Write in C Write in C Write in C Write in C Pascal won't quite cut it Write in C Write in C Write in C Write in C Write in C Don't even mention COBOL Write in C And when the screen is fuzzing And the editor is bugging me I'm sick of ones and zeroes Write in C A thousand people swear that TP7 is the one for me I hate the word "procedure" Write in C Write in C Write in C Write in C Write in C PL/1 is '80s Write in C Write in C Write in C Write in C Write in C The government loves Ada Write in C ~~~ [^1]: gcc10 -fanalyzer can explain why you got a segfault. But this is product of the C implementation. Not of the C standard.