diff --git a/rocks/people/ronald_stark.md b/rocks/people/ronald_stark.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0466420 --- /dev/null +++ b/rocks/people/ronald_stark.md @@ -0,0 +1,63 @@ +# Ronald Stark was fucking based + +(1938 - 1987) + +## Brotherhood of eternal love + +During the 60s, there was a drug mafia called "The brotherhood of +eternal love". They would literally give LSD for free (Or at a very +low price) to anyone who wanted it. LSD was legal from these times, it +was illegalized in 1968 because LSD was associated to these +anti-patriotic, anti-nuclear, "leftist" counterculture group, so the +government didn't like it so they illegalized their toy. Obviously +they didn't give a fuck. + +A good day, Ronald Stark showed up at the Brotherhood of Eternal Love +with 1kg of LSD (which is from 30000 to 40000 doses...). Altough some +sources say that he made up to 20kg of LSD, it is not verified. + +His mission was to destroy both capitalism and socialism. Using LSD +as a tool for this purpose. + +## Adventures in Italy + +Another good day, in 1975, "Terrence W. Abbott" was holding a geniune +British passport in Italy. The police captured him because he had ~5kg +of morphine, marijuana and cocaine with him. Mr Abbott was actually +Ronald Stark. Stark went to jail, where he joined the [Red +Brigades](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Brigades), a italian +communist group. + +Then he had a trial, During the trial, he said in **perfect Arabic** +that he is a Palestinian revolutionary from the "Group 14" and that he +demands to be judged by a higher authority. The judge must have +freaked the fuck out. A guy you're judging for drug dealing is now an +palestinian revolutionary. And you never suspected that he could speak +Arabic. + +Then they asked the leader of that group if he knew Stark, he said +yes. + +His wish was fulfied, and Graziano Gori started to do an investigation +on Stark, sadly Gori died a few days later in very weird ways. + +So another judge got in his case, This judge decided to release him +from prision because he was an "undercovered CIA Agent." + +## Back to the US + +In 1982 he was captured again with 7kg of hashish, and got released, +beacuse a lot of time passed and no one knew how to do this case. + +In 1987, Stark died from a Heart Attack + +## Summarizing + +This guy was part of (At least) + +* The CIA +* The Red Brigades +* The group 14 of Palestinian Revolutionaries +* The Brotherhood of Eternal Love + +And he wanted to destroy capitalism and socialism using LSD.