# Browsers sucks

As we all know, the web is unbrowseable garbage, and the browsers are
required to be this-garbage complaint, meaning that all browsers are
garbage.

We all know that the main browser is the one that rhymes with "Noodle
Dome". So the web is "Noodle Dome" first. All the websites care about
"Noodle Dome" before all the other browsers. 

With means that all the other browsers have to copy whatever "Noodle
Dome" does. Be exactly like it. Firejunk, for example, nowadays feel
like a "Noodle Dome" skin these days. They make all the changes to the
UI/UX "Noodle Dome" does, for example, one click selects everything in
the title bar. And probably other stuff i don't know because I don't
use firefox.

There's a monopoly with the browsers render engines. Blink is the main
engine. So browsers like Opera, Vivaldi, Brave... Are just Chromium
skins and the only thing that changes is some UI/UX. But in the end
it's the same as chromium.

Alternative browsers like suckless surf and nyxt are ALSO under the
blink monopoly!

And remember that anything that "Noodle Dome" does, will be done by
Firefox, after all, [Google literally designs the web
standars](https://whatwg.org)

So browsers only care about one thing: How fast you can interpret
[javascript](/harmful/software/javascript). Meaning all the
development goes to JavaScript, rather than trying to improve the user
experience or give more control to the user on the software they're
using.

In the side bar on the left you can see browser-specific articles.
